icebergerplays9639: The day deathwing came will always be the best quest in the game.
I'M GONNA PUNCH HIM
user-fi2zl9ez3d: funny thing about poop quest in grizzly hill - after you give master woodsman, ahem, you-flavoured amberseeds, master asks his apprentice to put them away in the bucket.
AGAIN.
stevio3994: The mission in grizzly hills, where you get a guy to play "tag" with the ice trolls gave me a good chuckle.
firstGrunt: For johnny awesome, you also bring him his mail, from a legion dalaran mail quest. You give him invincible's reins and he gets that mail because he did not loot it. He laready had it, and afterward wants you to vendor it and give him back the gold you get for it.

Later on he will send you a mail to thank you, and asks if people still pay via mail, if not, please send it back.

I love this bloke, he infuriates the unluckiest players.
DrewskiTheLegend: Dumass is my favorite guy.

Also the marmot punting puntable marmot from MOP had me wheezing.
philliptivis3082: The Cure For the Common Worthless Peon, a Netherwing daily quest from TBC deserves an honorable mention solely for the Booterang.
lfarrocodev: There's a type of coffee that needs to pass by the digestive system of a bird for optimal flavor, maybe that's the inspiration for #5.
madeofmeats: I did a quest over in Darkshore where you have to escort some dwarf from his campsite/dig site to another set of ruins he swears he saw one time. The entire quest is you tailing a very slow walking dwarf who makes a giant circle around the ruins him and his group are already studying, then coming back to his original campsite where he exclaims that these are the ruins he saw a while ago. Giant waste of time but it leads to a quest that rewards a frying pan off hand, so very silly and funny in the grand scheme of things
simondemoulin5815: I think all of the "eastern quest" in the Searing Steppes post-cataclysm should be an honorable mention :
Yes, it's not a single quest, but a carefully plan set in place by the player to completely disrupt the orcs in the zone. If you take time to read the quests you get, you soon realise you are about to humiliate the Blackrock leaders with their stupidity / lack of awareness.
The cinematic when the plan work is hilarious.
eyevou: Alt title: haha poop quests
briancorvello3620: "No More Mushrooms!" This is a Horde quest in Zangarmarsh where a soldier is sick of mushrooms (as they seem to be the only thing around there to eat) and pleads with you to go hunt for eel meat.

An even better one, in the Suramar storyline, one quest requires you to free menagerie animals held with slave collars, including a devilsaur named Su'esh. Her trainer orders her to attack you, but she does not, and devours him. But that's only the start. You then have to RIDE Su'esh and go all kaiju on Suramar, crushing and devouring the Legion soldiers. Hilarious, awesome, AND catharsis for anyone who has been doing the storyline.

Aug 01 2024

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