vl1510: What a terrible day to have eyes.

shiggityshwa182: Dude I couldn't make it more than 2 mins before I shriveled into some kind of cringe singularity.

trimack: The foreshadowing in this forum post is kinda chilling. You can see these little seeds being planted into the creature he is today.

FMBlackout: This shows up as I’m watching the 2 minute clip. This is fate

Meilymo: I didn't even know FF14 had a dating scene, and you know what, if these are the kinda people in it, i don't wanna know.

StarRoseDragon5: This guy is so delusional. Does he really think a woman in her right mind would ever find this attractive? This is the weirdest, strangest, and saddest post I’ve ever seen. It may have been a joke but after watching/hearing this drama unfold, this is looking to be super real.

Edit: Found out he deleted the post right after Xeems exposed him within the day. Holy moly.

samoth5161: The "Naruto, Bleach, One Piece and Dragon Ball Z" reads like someone who has never heard of anime before and googled most popular anime and just wrote that

ngwoo: I've come to realize that Desolance is just black Chrischan

Topazzzzzz: 21 being too old for him when he was 19 and saying that someone over 21 "could be his teacher" says everything.

pablokusanagi5868: I refuse to believe someone wrote all this with a straight face,it's unreal, dear lord tell me it's a prank.

-L1K-: Kinda blows my mind how unaware this guy is about being such a massive loser. He somehow finds a reason why being unemployed is a good thing

Crankork: HE ACTUALLY DELETED THE FORUM POST LMAOOOOO

saninorochimaru2: OH FUCK HES IN MY DC GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT GET HIM OUT

cool2bekeith: As a Elezen player myself we dont accept him as our own

brandonn161: Never in my life have I thought anyone would put down as having no job as a "pro" when describing oneself LMAO

chewbacachunks8644: This seems like it's way too cringe to be real. BUT, then you realize that there actually are people that are like this. No self respecting "normal" person would ever post something like this unless it was supposed to be some kind of joke copypasta. BUT then you realize that there legitimately are people that are living breathing cringe copypastas. I will never understand how people like this get created. Like what kind of living nightmare do you have to grow up in to turn out like this. Most people are normal. Some people are exceptional, and then there are people like Desolance. That somehow found a way to become one of the most cringe, unhinged, unlikable, and undesirable people imaginable. Everyone has flaws, but it's almost like he has decided to collect flaws like Pokemon cards. And bro's collection is almost complete.

ArrohFFXI: Wow... small world cuz I remember this guy not as Howard Moon but his forum user name Chauvanistic. Back in the day when I was highly active on the forums during ARR that forum name was notorious, he was always argumentative with people, and was lurking on the forums constantly replying to almost every thread with insane takes. Was involved in a lot of drama back then too, would be removed from LS groups and then take to the forums to vent/stir up drama on there, get called out on it that it was his attitude and actions that got him removed, and had people telling him to keep drama off the forums. Which he would on some cuz he would delete his posts/threads or they would get reported and removed.

LycorisRadiataMoon: Name a more iconic duo than people trying to find love and MMO's

ElkiLG: Starting your post with "Any females" is the best way to get a woman's attention.

JetHammer: UPDATE: The thread has been deleted. The wayback machine has it, though.

DJThomas59: Mrs White and Right? Dr Umar can't even save this man.

SniperKing-O: This is what "terminally online" looks like.

daeroc: I mean, I start to feel bad for the guy but then I remind myself of all the shit he did and that goes away.

This guy needs to get off the internet, get a job, get an apartment, seek a psychologist and try to start rebuilding himself from scratch. The alternative.... well ends in jail or someone getting hurt.

Govakhelsborne: I thought this was a random player's post, didn't realise it was him

MavFair: I was in the middle of reading it and it just got removed from the forums after this video was posted. XD

jetstream9362: This seemed too cringe to be real, until you find out that he deleted the posts now that Xeems displayed them on both his stream and Youtube.

Actually crazy behavior

wzx6x6z6w: This just kinda shows he hasn't grew out of his 19-year-old phase after all.

akane.sakurada: THE POST IS NOW DELETED LMAOOOOOOOOO

MegaBusterDude: I didn't think it could get worse.

But here we are.... Unfortunately

fellini8510: how the fuck this is keeps getting worse like wtf

at this rate desolance is gonna be engraved in ffxiv community lore

jadeouroboros: May be a strange thing to point out, but just a thought:

Chauvanistic (chauvinistic): displaying excessive or prejudiced support for one's own cause or group, in particular showing male prejudice against women

Desolance (desolation): sadness resulting from being forsaken or abandoned

Seeing this and remembering the entire story of the lawsuit that you won against him... SO many things are going on in my mind about this person. Seriously... HOW MANY WOMEN has this guy groomed, defiled, belittled, etc. and how many of them have said ANYTHING about what he may have done? This hurts to look at just like the stuff from the lawsuit. Like yeah, it's a little ironic in a way as well as humorous, but this makes me think the worst on how many women have hurt because of him and how many guys that have had to deal with his bullshit.

DarrenMc: Pros: I cry easily and I have no job

thechin9241: Homie exposing the author of the true and honest sonichu

Kambra: Just goes to show how much of a pyshcopath he is when he says "I don't want to waste someones time, what am i, a pyschopath? " Bro thinks hes some master manipulator and nobody can see through this veil, it's somewhat comical, but mostly sad and pathetic

Ravemaster620: I didn't know Uncle Rukus played FFXIV, damn...

BlaxxShadow: How this gremlin even got a gf is beyond my understanding.

NatiiixLP: Truly one of the "if you feel bad about yourself, remember that this exists" forum threads of all time

nataliet4293: Male AuRa wiping the sweat off thier brow in relief

Jun 21 2024

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