i_big_dorrk4749: OH WAITER

jaredpatterson6215: 2 minutes and 15 lives in and I've yet to see Sam sideways roll against the guy with vertical slams. Oh ya, it's game time

TheMarioOne: I've never played the Souls games, but aren't you supposed to dodge when the enemies attack?

UncleJames95: There's nothing worse than fighting a boss nearly killing him and then every subsequent attempt you somehow get worse at doing that fight until you have a mini breakdown.

ObviousRises: Dude Elden Ring is simple, walk away from the boss when they spasm out, then you walk to them and hit them, then walk away. It's really simple.

joshdonnell: Sam's moose knuckle in the intro was not on my bingo card today

brendan7870: Y'know Sam's acting real rich for the guy that pissed his pants over Sekiro

Real7419: The moment he learns Tiche is a woman we will never see her again

CuboidCheese: Long train ride ahead needed this thanks Sam

sherkecringemonger9872: Dogshit build

Dogshit gamestrats

Dogshit jokes

Cant wait for chapter 2, love you

sevenproxies4255: If only there was a gamer word to scream when Brad1 is downed on a bridge in PUBG.

Ethnicgnome: These schizophrenic ass edits are what i live for

tommeakin1732: Ngl, I'm a little disappointed to see that, when fighting a man called "Blackjail Knight", you didn't try to take your funny helm/hat/mask off to see if he'd turn friendly upon seeing that you are, indeed, not black

riothead1240: Asmondgold "dlc bosses wont let me jump L1 spam. They are too hard"

sodahues: I think the best part of the dlc is how I and everyone else didn't know old English so we call everything "Skahdoo", instead of "shadow" lol.

LisaKobardy: ONLY PEOPLE WHO LOVE SAM CAN LIKE THIS COMMENT

josephsmith4433: You can see Sam’s sanity fluctuating as he calls his “happy mistakes” to “frick ups”

hotman8218: SAM WE WANT MORE KENSHI

zachb8012: I gotta admit I hit a wall when I started playing the DLC. Then I rolled into a dex build and picked up a few more scadurtree fragments and it's... well it's still hard but it's less hard.

axelashes6151: Can't wait to see part 2 and watch Sam fight a boss with near-complete immunity to all forms of damage, has a 35 hit combo with narrow dodge windows, can heal itself to full at least twice and uses that annoying paralysis move the worm things use.

tommeakin1732: I think I'm the only man to be enough of a nerd to know this, but "scadu" is just "shadow/shade" in Old English, and as far as I can tell, even then it was said with more of a "sh". Later Middle English spellings of the word are often spelt "sch-", and cognates in Dutch and German show the same thing

Red71490: The "mist or beast" message got me pretty good.

jdmaine51084: I actually get a higher fidelity experience by watching the reflection off of Sams forehead

prod_yasha: Loving the Google map elden ring camera angles sam

Xavire1603: funny how the Blackgaol Knight gave you so much trouble, for me was one of the easiest bosses. Then you killed Rellana so quickly, it took me 30 tries to beat her.

punishedbung4902: Gregg’s here: sorry I couldn’t carry you through putrid knight, pookie.

rszabo526: I thought I was going insane when I was struggling with that first dude as well- thank god I can rest knowing we all sucked ass against him together

sleepyghost4994: I think fromsoft hated how mainstream their games have become so they started calling us maidenless (got no bitches) and when that didn't work, they decided to drop this kick in ass dlc. Love ya fromsoft. Never change.

Also sam , you're the lord of the choke

sarougeau: Putting the whistle for Torrent in your equipment pouch instead of the quick-slots is straight sadistic.

Dazen101: People be like "Elden ring is hard." Then play the game with no armor, no shield, and very little vigor.

MrSkuddawg: Sam : Builds a good sorcery character...

The DLC : I'm gonna end this mans whole career...

_tyrantlord: A game has never made me want to blend my own face and drink it, and be totally fine with it

BryantKeith: I had about 40 deaths going into the final legacy dungeon/final boss and ended up with 130 deaths. Everything in the end is just looking to absolutely crush your hip bones.

mesadrums375: If this is the last Elden Ring content for possibly up to a decade, cause this DLC is the only one they’re doing before moving onto the next game, you’d think you want it to be hard and leave us with a challenge to conquer for years to come.

punlshedsnake8210: The problem isn't that the bosses are "too hard", but rather that they are, for the most part, hard in an artificial and unfun way. Slave Knight Gael is also a tough as nails boss, without it ever feeling like the boss just decided to do a "fuck you, you die now" attack combo.

Midra is fucking GOATed tho, badass design and really fun fight

fullcrustrocket: I was waiting for this! I hope Sam rips azmondgold a NEW ONE!!!

IAm.Messmer.Brother.Of.Malenia: i agree. some of them are just way too overtuned for what the player can realistically do in a boss fight. i've lost count how many useless ashes of war i've found that were some of the coolest in the game

nuno.2922: I'm a simple man. I see Sam upload, I smile

grimreefer9324: hearing sam go from christian boy to popping zyns and referencing shroom strains is either delightful or disturbing

Jul 15 2024

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