waffie6785: it's terrifying to think he would use his power of charm to make everyone go bankrupt without even providing good content...

Maxxatron: The unsalted fries bit, who's gonna tell Ranni that they just re-fry the old fries to wash the salt off ;-;

whatsnewbois9814: "Make of thyselves that which ye desire. Be it a Lord. Be it a God. But should ye fail to become aught at all, ye will be forsaken."

-Mom telling him to get a job

gofriskyourself-truepacife6025: Miqdonald's

arifhossain9751: You're telling me Miquella did NOT get enough cash donations for the femboy streams?

AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt: Ranni at Mac Donald's is something I would never imagine, and yet.. here we are

spacefaringyoshi: Imagine being able to say "Just put the fries in the bag bro" to your actual bro. Lmao

0852657luis: What she's doesn't know is that they just put the old fries back in the fryer to make them unsalted.

TheDisquietingNight: Who eats fries unsalted?

topcat59: I guess the age of compassion isn’t working out as he thought it will.

electroeel148: Man, Miquella got that MHA ending huh

DuncanMaisonneuve-kk3vf: To be honest, the tarnished has like 3 consorts. Florissax, Ranni, and Melina.

badfrog17: Are we not going to talk about Miquella playing Team Fortress 2 ON CONSOLE bro's a legend

lastassassin4443: Times are rough man even Miquella gotta get his runes somehow

ButFirstHeLitItOnFire: Alternate timeline: “I think I’ll get that Front of Store Attendant position at the Target over yonder. They have pay and benefits better fitting for a God such as myself.”

(Takes the job, only to get his hair caught in the cart pusher’s wheels about 3 months into it.)

MesugakiCorrectionalFacility: He's a gamer bf. He should be fed nuggies, not serving them.

zambekiller: "Did you have to bring your consort here"

Me with flame of chaos head - No I didn't she just started following me for some reason

LordHypertronUniversum: I lost all love for Ranni.

Who eats fries without salt?

MattCaliber: Tarnished: . . . Mine. Scopes them up and takes them home for cuddles.

Aug 25 2024

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