m0stlyGh0sty: Shenpai is never late, nor is she early, she arrives precisely when she means to.
Eatr987: “CURSE YOU BAYLE!”
Me, a farmer having to manually roll up hay
StickMaster500: The Shenpai PNGTuber avatar has infinite expression that it transcends reality despite only having 2 sets of animations
greenhydra10: "You're already almost at the end of the tutorial."
Monster Hunter and Soulsborne in a nutshell.
topcat59: You can tell that Messmer likes shenpai a lot when he’s constantly trying to impale her with his mighty spear.
Shadest: hey shen did you know that those stripped of the grace of gold shall all meet death?
Chocolian: Treat yourself to eighteen inches of Messmer the Impaler, Shen! :)
Natsunalia: In the embrace of messmers flame. Make like….em….brace….messier….I don’t know shen stole all the gold jokes.
Yeetbc: Viro staring at me in the thumbnail like Messmers snek is killing me. She knows what I am.
bennieshan6544: Imagine breaking Messmer's thin-ass bones with a comically large hammer, not me
KatsuDrawn: "you can... impale me in other ways~" game crashes
brady1640: The messmer incident is crazy
itri245: I'm vindicated watching you play because I talk to myself in the same manner when playing, except it's to myself and not in front of chat
OPGrace2199: Oh what an exciting new upload I sure hope Shen is normal about the red snake man!
Drakuma35: 17 inches of messmer
josephcola9662: Man, you really had some trouble handling those 18 inches of Messmer the Impaler, Shenpai.








This is TECHNICALLY not an innuendo. This is just a running gag in the community because the collector's edition trailer on YT advertised a Messmer figure you could get with the preorder, and the description on Youtube literally says "Treat yourself to 18 inches of Messmer the Impaler." And thus spawned a billion jokes and memes about Messmer and his foot-and-a-half Impaler.
Artakha9000: I'M HERE UNDER A MINUTE! HELL YEAH!
The fucking thumbnail killed me.
user-xd2py4pj5l: "cant believe they killed yuri, when will the homophobia end" so true girly
OhMercyMe: that thumbnail is how i look at messmers stupid (hot) yaoi hands physique
apawhite: Messmer the Impaler is aptly named. That's a fellow who loves impaling.
SpecShadow: Shen and Joseph Anderson released ER DLC videos one after another feels like early Christmas
Missing the moment where one of those stone golems pats fire slime
Monsterthatsunderyourbed: A day of Mommy Shenpai uploading keeps the bad thoughts away
WolfysEyes: Props to the editor on this one, holy crap their additions slayed me several times over.
dyslexicfaser: Unfortunately, 'dying in the worst way possible' turns out to be 'crushed to death by a hippo'. Hippo itself cannot acquiesce to Shen's request.
thegameplayer125: where's orbulon when you need him
demilung: If you manage to withstand the rapid thrusts and deep impalings by Messmer's spear, he turns off the light and really lets his massive snake go to town
Im_Oblivious: I learned many things playing Elden Ring. For example,
1. She is Melenia Blade of Miquella
2. She has never known defeat
3. Those stripped of the grace of gold, shall all meet death.
Serimah: Shenpai ist so pünktlich wie die Deutsche Bahn!
mirrozero: I think everyone knew that the moment shen fought messmer she'd immediately turn into a dnd bard.

Sep 03 2024

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